Blunt

If someone’s being blunt there are giving boring replies and your being to loose interest within the conversation.

I’m whatsapping this bitch and her replies are so blunt I’m gonna stop answering her messages.

The boy I’m snapping is giving me slow and blunt replies so I am definitely gonna have to begging leaving him on read until he learns to act better

by YesIAmCorrect! March 3, 2020

Sneaky Blunt

A person, place or thing who is extremely blunt, but often hides under the security blanket of a casual (Just kidding or haha I'm joking). A Sneaky Blunt will often say what they really mean first, followed by a way of escape tactic like those listed above. Can also be characterized as Passive Aggressive.

Chip you are a sneaky blunt. You say what you really mean then try to play it off like you're joking.

by Lord Legend 33 June 6, 2018

Pussy blunt

When u rub the gum on a rolling paper to a wet pussy instead of licking it to make a blunt.

Fuck loosing your virginity , have u ever smoked a pussy blunt

by Bob fucking marley March 7, 2021

blunt sitting

To have the blunt for a long time as u bullshit or tell a story or you repeat to hit the weed with out passing

Josh:yah bro party was so litt

Kim:oh my fucking God Josh stop being a dickhead and pass the weed why in the hell are you blunt sitting

by Beatmydick69 October 1, 2017

The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.

Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.

by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018

Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024

Blunt Frank

Point Blank, Straight to the point

Listen Lisa, I’m going to be Blunt Frank with you.

by Jacobywatkins23 March 30, 2022