The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.
Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.
Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?
Luke: Who cares? There's cake!
Ann: You cake vulture.
Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?
Luke: Who cares? There's cake!
Ann: You cake vulture.
by Corporatespeak January 02, 2009
by Stalecake April 23, 2015
Zebra cake is the best thing in earth
by Lil Debbie's husband November 12, 2020
Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”
by invalid_username_ April 21, 2020
"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).
by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 06, 2009
Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.
by Imonagoat February 08, 2011
by MickieMouse07 October 12, 2019