one-two-switch-a-roo

The action of putting one's dick into a vagina whilst having one's testicles inside another vagina. Said vagina often has to be previously penetrated in order to be open enough to welcome the above-mentioned testicles.

"I had these two girls over and I pulled a one-two-switch-a-roo"

by noirline November 12, 2017

cuttin a switch

going into boredom just because too old now

jon was cuttin a switch

by jackonotjacko October 11, 2017

Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.

Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Switch

An illegal gun modification that allows semi-automatic gun to turn fully automatic. Typically used on Glocks.

Bro I put a switch on a sniper, it shoots fast asf.

by Luxid October 8, 2022

Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

flirt switch

The flirt mechanism in a man’s brain

I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!

by sctsnpr April 6, 2022

Senior Switch Up

“Senior Switch Up” refers to individuals (typically in their senior year) who undergo massive changes regarding appearance and/or behavior. This may affect their relationships and social interactions.

Ellen saw all her senior friends change drastically. She didn’t realize the senior switch up was real.

by bigballzjr June 23, 2024