Max Hart

Comes from the German Term "Maximalerte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
Oh Look Becky, it´s a Max Hart!
Oh no, the contractions start.
by Werner zappe October 07, 2020
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Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 10, 2018
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Max Barbour

If someone has any of the following, they're a Max Barbour;

- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back

- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)

- Don't open up despite their clear issues

- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE

- The type to rarely message you unless they want something

- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you

- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event

- Never say thank you

- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do

- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything

- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime

- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about

Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
Oh look here comes a Max Barbour! Better kiss their ass so they can treat me like shit!
by A victim of a Max Barbour November 03, 2022
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Max Dehen

Max Dehen is of the Dehen Corporation often associated with biting ears for positive reinforcement. Other associates of the Dehen clan are symbolized with the numeric sequence of 2:08. XD
I am Max Dehen and I got the Corona Virus XD
by GeneralMaximus November 04, 2020
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Manly Max

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.
Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys
by BigoofMax February 27, 2019
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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 07, 2020
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max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com
max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!
by bassproshop May 31, 2015
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