blow burp

Is a burp that is done with your mouth closed. Usually your cheeks will expand. Then you can blow it onto someone's face at close range or directionally blow it across the table at someone for instance.

My step-brother was being a dick talking politics at the dinner table, so I loaded up a nasty blow burp and fired it across the table at him.

by AyatollahofRockYRolla July 27, 2017

nature blow

Blowing snot out of one nostril by plugging the other nostril and sharply exhaling.

"Ew, they just showed a closeup of Madison Bumgarner executing a nature blow."

by davism70 October 22, 2014

blow kobe

A blow Kobe is a sexual act, I think.

I will give you so many blow kobes if you get me a pie.

by Okcorral September 19, 2018

slaughtering blow

Similar to a killing blow, but more brutal. It sounds more intimidating.

"It was a fierce battle, but he finally landed the slaughtering blow and won!"

by KittenFluff March 30, 2010

fake blow

When a person pretends moves their head up and down over the persons genataila, this is usually done with clothes on

Cmon you always used to laugh when I fake blowed you

by Captain Deadpool September 7, 2016

cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup

damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go

by THE chocolate thunder February 5, 2013

Devastating blow

When you’re giving a blow job, and as he’s about to finish, you launch an upper cut directly in the nutsack while yelling “devastating blow!” He busted but now he’s out of commission.

Steve: “hey Johan what did you get up to last night?”

Johan: “well I got with this girl off of a dating website”
Steve: “oh yeah? And how’d it go?”
Johan: “not great considering she gave me a devastating blow!”

by Goochripper January 28, 2023