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Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win
by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021
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turtle dust

When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.
by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017
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Luck of a Turtle

When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.

Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
by mills messsss November 7, 2010
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turtle hug

being back to back with someone and locking arms as one person lifts the other into the air as the turtle standing and the shell in the air
"i walked up to a random person at the intersection and gave them a turtle hug" Dante said to Phillip as they were walking down the street
by fredslayer99 November 4, 2016
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verbal turtle

Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
Man we did the verbal turtle last night
by wormy139 February 26, 2010
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Turtle cake

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
by River.01 March 4, 2019
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Turtle fight

Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.
After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.
by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018
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