A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021
Get the Turtle Todd mug.When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017
Get the turtle dust mug.When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
by mills messsss November 7, 2010
Get the Luck of a Turtle mug.being back to back with someone and locking arms as one person lifts the other into the air as the turtle standing and the shell in the air
"i walked up to a random person at the intersection and gave them a turtle hug" Dante said to Phillip as they were walking down the street
by fredslayer99 November 4, 2016
Get the turtle hug mug.Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
by wormy139 February 26, 2010
Get the verbal turtle mug.A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
by River.01 March 4, 2019
Get the Turtle cake mug.After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.
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