tap sitting

The act of sitting on a beer tap, in so far as it goes inside your rectum. It can be performed with a standard pressurized beer tap but often times, without one available, a hand tap may be used.

My friends older sister had to be rushed to the hospital once because she went tap sitting on one of those big sam adams taps that her boyfriend stole from some bar.

by tapsitter November 4, 2008

Shoulder Tap

v. When someone in authority selects a candidate for a position within a company or political office.

1. Barack Obama shoulder tapped Hillary Clinton to be his Secretary of State.

2. When the CFO put in her two week notice, the CEO shoulder tapped a former colleague for the position.

by Wurderette September 4, 2009

Tap That Mass

To attend church/temple/mosque or other religous gatherings.

I always hated waking up early, but it was Sunday and I had to tap that mass.

by Young Westov October 29, 2008

from the tap

tap: when a woman breastfeeds from her boobs rather than a bottle.

my baby drinks from the tap mostly because pumping is a lot of work.

by melst84 October 6, 2008

tip tap

When a man slaps his penis on the forehead of the person who is tea bagging tea bagthem

I gave the missus a tip tap whilst she was tea bagging me last night

by Mathew Jacob June 11, 2004

phone tapping

The act of having phone sex with someone. While the actual sex act would be considered "tapping that ass," oral intercourse constitutes of "phone tapping" that ass.

"So how's it going with that chick you've been sexing over the phone?"

"Oh, I was totally phone tapping that ass last night. We were having phone sex for at least two hours!"

by Dick Hungus June 19, 2008

sack tap

Scateboarding Move:
1) Ollie out of a transition or a lip or even off the ground if you got enough hops.

2) Grab the board and pull it away from your feet.

3) Slam the board into your nuts...well you don't have to slam it.

4) Pull the board back and put it under your feet.

Sick SackTap Dude!

by EmTee April 1, 2003