Stroke Gold

When you are eating ass and encounter shit.

I was so enjoy eating his ass but stopped when I stroke gold.

by NightGale December 17, 2019

stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

happy stroke

An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.

Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"

by Tucosifo June 01, 2020

my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 08, 2019

Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 20, 2022

Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.

Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.

by Franclitus May 11, 2022

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010