When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. by G. W. Shakespeare March 9, 2025
Get the Phantom spellmug. A person who streams for 40 min and complains, and claims to be good at games when his ass gets carried. Loves platypuses for some reason and has a godly jawline.
by Pdog10 October 12, 2022
Get the Toxic Phantommug. 
Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me
by Rocket_man16 July 2, 2019
Get the phantom snortmug. When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.
I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Phantom Dookermug. It could be used as a word to describe you lover phantom._.coss can be used in sentences like your so nice
by Furryvorecore July 12, 2021
Get the phantom._.cossmug.