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New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011
mugGet the New Aidsmug.

New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.
person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there
by Rhaast May 11, 2022
mugGet the New techmug.

New Braintree

A tiny hick town in Massachusetts with more cows than ppl. Most ppl become farmers. Very rare anyone gets out for good. Literally in the middle of nowhere. Nothing to do except go for long walks, or go help do hay on a local farm.
Person 1: hey man where are you from???
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.
by Hahaih8myself April 19, 2022
mugGet the New Braintreemug.

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 2, 2015
mugGet the New Yorkedmug.

New Romney

Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.
Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.

Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018
mugGet the New Romneymug.

New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.
"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."
by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020
mugGet the New mikemug.

Emerald News

Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.
User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!
by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Emerald Newsmug.

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