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Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:

Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.
Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.

The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.

Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”

His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
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First Person Shooter

A crappy genre of games popularized by American gamerz. These games existed in the form of classic 3D psuedo shooters like Castle Wolfenstien 3D and Doom. The genre turned into a pile of shit after it got bombared by World War II shooters and of course the ever popular Call of Duty.

Halo recieves honorable mentions
Xbawks owner: Do you wanna play some halo we can become LEET since its a First Person Shooter and we are american we HAVE to play it!!
Guy who plays more than just shooters: Nah lets get down with some Monster Hunter.
Xbawks owner: is that a shooter?
Guy who plays more than just shooters:.....get the fuck out

Shooters are the only reason the Xbox 360 sells well in the U.S.
by Gamer0079 May 26, 2010
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first kiss

wen u lie and say ya first kiss was like in the 4th grade...but it was actually in da 7th ahhh haa
dag u neva kissed a boi till da 7th grade dag u move slow "ma first kiss was in the 4th grade"
by Danielle Z December 20, 2004
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First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.
Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.
by TK1986 June 24, 2011
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first world problem

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.
by damaca September 23, 2011
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First date front

Acting like you really like the other person but you really dont.
Kate: How did the date go last night?
Sarah: He seemed to like me, but i dont know if he was giving a first date front.
by Bucsfan411 January 23, 2010
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love at first plight

When you are forced to interact with someone due to some unexpected blunder or tragedy (e.g. a car accident) and end up as romantic partners with that person.
Mr. and Mrs. Davis always joke about how they met when his car ran over her mailbox, their love at first plight scenario
by the_one_that_wasnt_taken December 5, 2011
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