cupcake cock

a term used to describe a circumcised penis when flaccid and shrunken.

girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now

by rebelmaster August 09, 2016

cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.

You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!

by All Outta Angst December 06, 2015

human cupcake

a fat, plump man who is sweet to everyone

“wow that guy is a human cupcake!”

by sexy.monkie.princess77 June 23, 2018

louisiana cupcake

When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.

I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!

by BDSMeme March 26, 2016

red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

by Dayton247 December 18, 2015

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 01, 2020

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 01, 2020