Yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga as their common interest.

She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.

Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!

by draco milfboy September 25, 2020

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Cult dien

A whole revolution.

I belong to the new era , I belong to Cult dien

by Anonim god October 1, 2022

The Pie Cult

The Pie Cult refers to a joke cult revolving around pie along with having fun meetings every Wednesday to make them less painful

Don't worry The Pie Cult means no harm

by A Literal Pie January 24, 2021

Cult

A group of wackjobs who believe in some claims from a random guy

"Are you sure this isn't a cult?"
"Do you want to be left behind when the UFO's come pick us up?"

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

CBT Cult

We workshop cock and balls torture + Nosh Rice likes kids

Wow cbt cult

by Noah Rice January 29, 2024