Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011

text contact

A hypothetical situation in which contact is made with someone or something improbable (e.g. Aliens) through text message via cell phone.

I can't believe the way we make contact with alien life is by text contact." Fred said as he paced the room, "By a tween from New Jersey no less."

by Soice Feos November 8, 2010

Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?

iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.

by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM August 25, 2011

texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.

dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!

by ilovebritain August 14, 2009

Sextuple Text

The act of texting a person you find sexually attractive six times in a row without getting a text back..generally resulting in you looking lonely, desperate, crazy, or all of the above.

Did you seriously sextuple text Donny, when you already know he isn’t great with communication and has commitment issues?

by _LilBit_ October 15, 2018

redlight texting

The act of texting only at a redlight by the person who is driving the car. Generally accepted as a safer way to text while driving because the driver is less likely to wreck, but they can still maintain communication with other people.

Mom: Kasey, put that phone away, don't you know you're not supposed to text while you're driving?!
Kasey: Mom, it's ok, I'm 18, haven't I at least earned the privilege of redlight texting? I'm not going to wreck.

by CelticFox June 21, 2010