texting tourrettes

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes

jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!

by juliandorothy January 16, 2012

texted out

when you are texting someone and someone else is talking and you listen for a short moment before you get involved in a text and forget what their talking about

P1: Hey you wana hear a story?
P2: (while texting) Yea, sure
P1: Ok, so last night i was dancing and.....
P2: Just stop, im texted out

by Peter Grochal June 16, 2008

Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011

Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

redlight texting

The act of texting only at a redlight by the person who is driving the car. Generally accepted as a safer way to text while driving because the driver is less likely to wreck, but they can still maintain communication with other people.

Mom: Kasey, put that phone away, don't you know you're not supposed to text while you're driving?!
Kasey: Mom, it's ok, I'm 18, haven't I at least earned the privilege of redlight texting? I'm not going to wreck.

by CelticFox June 21, 2010

Sextuple Text

The act of texting a person you find sexually attractive six times in a row without getting a text back..generally resulting in you looking lonely, desperate, crazy, or all of the above.

Did you seriously sextuple text Donny, when you already know he isn’t great with communication and has commitment issues?

by _LilBit_ October 15, 2018

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017