salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

Blindfold surprise

When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.

I gave my wife a blindfold surprise on our anniversary.

by Three6nine September 1, 2020

blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!

by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020

Glizzy Surprise

A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.

Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?

Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.

by Creamed.Glizzy October 17, 2020