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straight dipping 

When one gets his Mrs to lie on her back with her legs in the air, as far back as possible and slightly ajar. The gentleman then (ensuring a solid boner), uses his whole hand too point his member towards the ground as straight as possible before manoeuvring over his waiting and willing lady. Then, ensuring said boner is rock and pointing down as strait as possible, you can begin the act of straight dipping by bending your kness and allowing your tip to dip away at leisure. (your choice of hole)
"Have yourself a merry little straight dipping"

"man, i straight dipped my mrs last night and my back is killing"

"i bloody love a good old straight dip"

straight dipping by Timio May 9, 2007
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straight man

average person: *is straight man*
straight man by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Straight Edge 

a straight edged ruler, or a straight razor
i shaved with a straight edge. i drew a ine using a straight edge.
Straight Edge by squiggles November 18, 2004

Straight in 

The process of by which a renoundly mocked fella, gets his kicks from bragging about his access to a club.
DICK
Renoundly mocked fella: ... so yeah i just got straight in!
Straight in by Nail? September 27, 2008

Straight Lesbian Hook Up

A straight girl-on-girl hook up is where two straight girls have sex. The girls can not be lesbian or bisexual. This is also called and Experiment.
Jane: Did you hear?

Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?

Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!

Penny: But they have boyfriends!

Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!

Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!
Straight Lesbian Hook Up by AzealiaB November 21, 2013

Straight Dyke 

A strong willed woman who's main concern is to empower the female gender and the way women are perceived. Not a Lesbian
Xavier applied for today's motivational lecture, but Jenn was being a Straight Dyke reiterating that it was for women's only.
Straight Dyke by Anhh Trann January 23, 2014

straight b student 

A person with an B in all of their classes.
I am a straight B student. Mediocre as hell.
straight b student by gracer pacer December 17, 2016