stinky stealthing

When you gettin intimate wit yo lady and she sneaks it into her booty instead of the coochie.

My lady keeps stinky stealthing me when we get down lately.

by Dr Bobber December 23, 2021

national steal a hoodie

Simply take a hoodie from someone who isn't paying attention.

-oh hey give me my hoodie back!!

-sorry it's May 7th national steal a hoodie day so I'm not going to
-I'm stealing yours next!!

-well you just told me so you can't I'll hide it.

by Gwen<3 March 7, 2022

Mr steal your dunks

Fucking legend mr steal dunks only wears dunks mr steal your dunks is fucking crazy

Mr steal your dunks just stole dunks

by Legends only August 13, 2022

Oh Sheila

Like I always say, what's good for the geese
Is always good for the gander
Oh, Sheila
Oh, baby love me right
Let me love you till I get it right
Can't you let the others be
'Cause with you is where I got to be, yeah
Oh, sugar where you been
Hangin' out with your male friends
Listen, somebody's going to hurt you
The way you love, to keep hurting me
And we sing
Oh, oh, Sheila let me love you till the morning comes
Oh, oh, Sheila you know I want to be the only one
Oh baby, understand that I want to be the only man

But it seems as though it's getting too hard
And I think I'll start to have my own friend
Oh baby, it's plain to see
That you're qualified to fulfill your needs
You think you pulled one over on me
Well honey, baby, just you wait and see
And we sing
Oh, oh, Sheila let me love you till the morning comes (just tryin' to say)
Oh, oh, Sheila you know I want to be the only one (for her)
Oh, baby, it's one two three
I love you baby honestly,

I want to di a di da li, a di a di da li
Oh, oh, Sheila
Oh, Sheila
Oh, oh, Sheila
Oh, Sheila
Oh, baby, love me right
Let me love you till we get it right
Can't you let the others be
'Cause with you is where I got to be, yeah
Oh, baby understand
That I want to be the only man
You think you pulled one over on me
(Well, honey, baby, just you wait and see)
(And we sing)
Oh
Oh, oh Sheila
Let me love you till the morning comes (just wanna say)
Oh, oh, Sheila
You know I want to be the only one
Oh, oh Sheila
Let me love you till the morning comes

Oh, oh, Sheila
You know I want to be the only one

by Death Menace June 14, 2023

Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.

Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.

by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010

wet seal steal seat sealed

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.

Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

by Mexi mable April 6, 2015

Pearl harbor stealth bomb

The Pearl harbor stealth bomb is the action of pulling out of a girl and spitting on her back so she thinks you've finished and turns around to look at you, all the while you've been jerking off, so when she looks back you cum on her face

I decided to spice things up and use the Pearl harbor stealth bomb on my girlfriend last night

by Og Orange November 20, 2019