nagger status

A black jigalow.

Look over there at that nagger status pro gettin' all them hoes.

by naggerstatus. July 2, 2011

backpack status

When a girl/guy is constantly hanging off your back. This is worse then a stage 5 clinger. This person just doesnt understand no

Omg I told you I wont give you my # what is wrong with you? do you take no for an answer? youre like a backpack just hanging off of my back. serious backpack status.

by yan starr August 30, 2011

Kendra Status

A very emotional/annoying/repetative facebook status always complaining about older guys. Often made about five times per day.

"Dude, Check out Maya's facebook, it's filled with Kendra Statuses!"

"I know!, It's annoying!"

by MerrittKid November 12, 2012

King Status

When a women is at an extremely high level emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and energetically that she commands others' attention with little to no effort. When she does speak, she speaks with WISDOM . She acts from the state of strength and balance.

Mia is king status.
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status

by i love the doughhhhhhh XD December 11, 2020

Cho stans

The scummiest sector of the Chelski fanbase.They spend their days wanking over CHO compilations and retreating to Hillsborough references when they know they’re beaten.

It’s always the CHO stans

by I-am-mfs January 11, 2021

Shitpost Status

An shitty type of memes that are nsfw but cringe, and probably used to be popular until now, they are shit and nsfw channels are making videos like these

Bob : this shitpost status video with a cropped nsfw thumbnail was reccomended to me for no reason

Paul : that is because it is popular and a clickbait

by YellowChad November 22, 2022

Seanus

Nickname for actor Sean Biggerstaff.

Seanus is quite cute.

by Mer October 17, 2003