Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"
Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020
Get the Crap Stampmug. The act of licking the foot of an individual for the purpose of giving said individual sexual gratification.
by anonymous June 11, 2021
Get the foot stampmug. Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the vatican postage stampsmug. When a man smears poop all over the bottom of his nut sack and then proceeds to use it as a stamp and stamps another person's face. This can be used during sex or at parties to show dominance.
Sally doesn't know it, but she is getting a tainted stamp after school today.
The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
The kids really got into the finger painting mood.....reminds me of back in the day when I used to get tainted stamps.
by AntMan December 14, 2013
Get the tainted stampmug. To agree to do something with another person, stating your arrival as fact.
To state something as a fact, in an "80's fashion".
To state something as a fact, in an "80's fashion".
> "The United States flag has 50 stars, representing each state, and 13 stripes, representing the original states/colonies."
> "Stamp that!"
> "Stamp that!"
by dpaxton715 February 9, 2023
Get the Stamp thatmug. Known for always having a large butt from photos and videos.
Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .
Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .
Sam: “ou girl did you get a butt lift ?!”
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol
by Mdussa January 3, 2024
Get the ass stamp receiptmug. The stamp you get on your hand from entering certain clubs/bars enabling to return later on in the night without repaying the entry fee
by Dino swerving April 22, 2025
Get the Tramp stampmug.