spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018

Splong Head

When someone is a baaaad gimp

Ellie is a Splong Head
Dannys a Splong

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Splooge

When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.

Baby, how long you going to hold out...I'm down to my last drop of Splooge!

by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

Splooge Fest

When you get together with the gang, and choke eachothers chickens after No Nut Nov,

Bro you going to Splooge fest Dec1st at Cameron’s house??
Uuuuuuuhh IM GONNA SPLOOGE!!!!!!!!!

by Theoneandonly, God November 25, 2018

Sponge-Up

Sponge-Up is a term that is used when someone is looking fresh or snazzy. it can also mean that someone is about to fight because they could think someone is soft like a sponge. It could also mean that someone flat like a pressed down sponge.

“Bruh ur lookin sponged up!!!”

“damn did u see that ass, woooooh doggy whatta sponge!”

“bruh nØah is a whole sponge like let me catch him in the alley i’ll wreck his shit up ong! PERIOD”

“her tits look deflated af like damn bitch is sponged up”

Sponge Up is a instigating type of word in most situations.

Sponge-Up is a term that is used when someone is looking fresh or snazzy. it can also mean that someone is about to fight because they could think someone is soft like a sponge. It could also mean that someone flat like a pressed down sponge.

by bitch15Stoopid May 3, 2019