sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me
by BillithandJephphy November 24, 2023
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sperm rag

A person who allows everyone to cum inside.
Fawn is sperm rag.
by chikilove July 15, 2022
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sperm dog

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
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sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.
According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
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Sperm Bank Reject

Someone that for some reason, somehow ended up on this world, after being put on the "rejected sperm" shelf in the spermbank and is now a burden to everyones life.
Dan: "Jesus Christ, Richard, you're a fucking sperm bank reject. The nurses should have thrown your dads sperm out right away instead of putting it on a shelf. You're probably as ugly and brain-damaged as he was."

Richard: "..."
by John_is_not_a_homophobe August 17, 2021
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sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
Theres sperm goblins in the woods
by SlinkyDick July 03, 2022
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sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm
Yo that bitch was a sperm goblin
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 04, 2022
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