Spaghetti Mafia

Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.
That gathering was lame I don’t think those people know they are part of a Spaghetti Mafia
by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024
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Jacksonville Spaghetti

When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth
Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.
by Under table rim jobs April 20, 2018
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Spaghetti Western

A foily. Not quite crack.
Wanna hit on this spaghetti western?
Ya bud I'm in.
by Spagooter boi November 17, 2021
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Spaghetti Lips

Someone who has “Spaghetti Lips” look like they were kids who would slurp spaghetti and the sauce would get all over their face.

“Spaghetti Lips” are smooth and look like a man got half a syringe of filler.
girl 1: “Omg, look how cute he is!”

girl 2: “I don’t know, he’s got spaghetti lips.”
by ilovewelshmen May 7, 2025
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Spaghetti

Something gay boi Xander eats for breakfast lunch and dinner, lil gay man xD
damn thats such a spaghetti momeny
by bigmansgsgs December 6, 2021
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dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.
A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!
by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017
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