Slantino

Someone of mixed asian and latin ethnicity

"Fred Armisen and Chino Moreno from the Deftones are two famous slantinos"

"Dude, I just got jumped by a gang of slantinos"
"What the hell are slantinos?"
"You know, half asian half spanish"

by endtransmission June 25, 2009

Money Slap

To take out a wad of money (ranging from singles to hundreds, No loose change) and slap someone (in the face) with it, ©Wavo of NYC invented it.

Wavo money slapped MrShaggy with one 100 dollar bill, MrShaggy didn't go to school the next day, due to the humiliation.

by MrShaggy135 May 20, 2010

slap chop

The act of masturbation.

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."

by slapchopper2000 May 10, 2009

slants

Slants or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slants an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slants an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slants too."

by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

cum slap

The act of ejaculating on a sex partner's face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.

When I cum slapped that girl, my juice got in her eye

by BAMF.com April 26, 2003

slactivist

One who feels a need to be politically active, but doesn't quite know how and thereby jumps on the nearest bandwagon cause.

When Jenny arrived at University in the big city, she quickly realized the world was much bigger than (insert annonymous hick town). She figured she oughta live up to the University student cliche of protesting something, anything and found the guy behind the "down with the WTO" table very cute. She signed up immediately.

by napoleon in rags December 10, 2003

Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms

Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.

by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004