An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.
by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021

by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019

A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.
by Heartbreakerr November 19, 2023

a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
by affenfladdoocklesnecdk June 14, 2010

by Skruse January 15, 2014

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”
“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”
“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”
“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
by m&ewashere June 3, 2025
