Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.
Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.
by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021
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shrimp splash

When you're washing dishes at the sink, and some water hits you - getting your middle all wet.
I didn't piss myself, that's just some shrimp splash.
by thathandleisalreadyinuse123 August 19, 2019
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voodoo shrimp

A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.
“That voodoo shrimp was so good I can’t leave him alone!”
by Heartbreakerr November 19, 2023
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forrest shrimp

a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
by affenfladdoocklesnecdk June 14, 2010
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shrimp cream

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.
by Skruse January 15, 2014
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Shrimps

Kerry and ac
Kerry and ac are both shrimps.
by SophiaJade26 March 23, 2024
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shrimp scampi

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”

“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”

“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
by m&ewashere June 3, 2025
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