Shotgun Thumb

A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.

Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic

Woke up with a serious case of SGT (Shotgun Thumb) must’ve been a FERDA send.

by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025

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Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun

Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️

by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024

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Scandinavian Shotgun

Similar to the German Cannon, but when struck, the projectile takes on a spray pattern.

"I didn't know she had so much Mexican Food, so when I fired the German Cannon, I ended up firing a Scandinavian Shotgun."

by ActionA August 4, 2009

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Alabama Brownstar Shotgun

When you are giving oral to her anus and she farts in your mouth, so you hold it in and give her a kiss while blowing it back into her mouth.

Last night I gave my wife an Alabama Brownstar Shotgun and we both had to brush our teeth again this morning.

by Capitan Brownstar October 19, 2025

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Shotgun CPR

When someone with an unsanitary mouth or whom you don't want to put your lips to theirs needs cpr and you use your hand as a tube to breath air into them.

He look like he had some s*** on his lips so I had to give him shotgun CPR when he was overdosing.

by fannyt1 August 15, 2022

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