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Angry Shark

a girl sits over in the corner (naked of course) with her knees above her head and her back on the floor (make sure she crying of fear it makes it better)then you get a running start and flap your hands on the side of your head behind your ears like gills(causing you to look like a shark) then growl and when you get close enough hop in the air and land pounding your dick painfully hard into the woman's vagina (BIG AL)
Big Al had that bitch set up perfect for an angry shark.

Sindy all fucked up she just got angry sharked.
by cant stop the heattt December 9, 2008
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Muscle Shark

(named after Sean "the Muscle Shark" Sherk, UFC champ)
1: An incredibly buff individual who one would suspect of using steroids.
2:Refering to ones self as buff, or attempting to get buff
1: man! arnold used to be a muscle shark back in the day

2:im gonna go get my muscle shark on at the gym!
by Blacklabelmichael June 1, 2007
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shark attack

eating pussy while the girl is on her period
I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!
by Jaron_1 December 6, 2006
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jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)
It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.
by Light Joker November 5, 2005
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Shark Week

when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.
cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water
by cm2ford port hueneme March 28, 2011
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Nom Shark

the awesome shark icon available on facebook chat. one can obtain said shark by typing (^^^). Sired by a primordial pit of goo, Nom Shark's purpose in life is to fuck bitches up
instead of saying fuck you
i send a nom shark
to asset my badassness
by Fiona Richard III August 10, 2009
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Shark Park

A group of sharks

Many Sharks together, hunting as a group.
by bencus January 25, 2011
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