selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

selfiesta

A lot of selfie postage on social media,usually as a competition plural-selfiasco

-it's a waste of time viewing her timeline,you'll just be rummaging through a hell of a selfiesta

by colt ace July 25, 2017

Selfie

A picture you take of yourself.

I took a selfie in the mall.

by Chazzzzy August 17, 2017

selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Selfifaction

The satisfaction that comes when you’re please with the selfie you have taken and posted.

I’m feeling high selfifaction with that photo I just posted, I look amazing.

by Peter and Brer Rabbit December 18, 2017

selfie

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!

a selfie is dumb

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018