blunt route

when you drive around town smokin blunts

hannah: hey, you wanna do a blunt route?
mia: hell yes, lets get subway while were driving.

by MILFMONEY$$ June 16, 2022

Jayme Routzahn

some silly little boy

your such a jayme routzahn

by brettybot June 20, 2022

PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH

Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE

by Number Uno August 15, 2022

Smugglers Route

A smugglers route is an easier way to get to a destination.

There's a lot of traffic on the highway, so I took the smugglers route.

by SueNellFL November 9, 2022

Wolf route

In Super Mario Bros, a "Wolf route" is when you decide to be a complete dumbass and come up with the worst routes ever, usually involving hard/inconsistent tricks to make the later levels more lenient when going for a sub 5 minutes time.

Named after the runner WolfAeterni

1-1 FPG, 4-1 FPG and Mana clip for sub 5? That's a Wolf route if I've ever seen one.

by An SMB1 runner November 15, 2022

kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022

Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023