Pitcho

A repulsive shade of blue that resembles a off-putting steel blue commonly used to set a sorrowful tone.

The cadavers were bagged and placed in a pitcho colored room.

by Jasmine Miller March 28, 2016

Pitchform

A pitchform is the modern day weapon of the twitterati. It replaces the pitchfork of yesteryear's angry mob.

Nobody pays real attention to the pitchform wielders anymore.

by SB Nation's BlackCats January 6, 2017

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

pitchfork activism

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.

"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

by whoreallygaf July 26, 2017

patch whore

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.

Shelby really shows her support for the club. She only fucks club members, she's a patch whore.

That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.

by VFFV2213 August 31, 2017

patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

patch hopper

A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.

Beth is such a patch hopper. She only fucks
guys in MC’s.

by mamabear81 December 31, 2017