purple pancake

a penis that had got some "shit on that shit" from dippin in a blue waffle

yo ninja did you here phillip got a purple pancake after doing kristen and her blue waffle

by tiffany welch July 18, 2011

Purple Drank

Some gucci shit comprised of typically Sprite/Mountain Dew and prescription grade cold Syrup.

Ay dawg, want sum purple drank?
aight sure shawty give me sum of dat

by Pseudo-ephedrine June 22, 2018

purple jelly

a pefect amount of liquid hydocodine mixed in with a perfect amount of sprite. A Houstin original.
AKA purple sprite

I got purple jelly in my cup

by SAMMY May 22, 2006

purple slinky

when you fuck soo hard your dick shrivels up and turns purple when your done

Dude she goes hard, she gave me a purple slinky last time!

by KyGen May 28, 2011

Purple Tiptoes

When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.

My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.

by buhooobs November 10, 2009

purple stack

A stack or wad of 500 euro notes.

It's called a purple stack because the 500 euro note is purple. 500 euro notes are the most widely available high-denomination currency, worth about 6-7 times a 100 USD note. This enables one to carry a lot of money in a very small volume.

Muhammad got caught flying out of Madrid with a million euro in purple stacks.

by trichet March 3, 2011

Purple Santa

Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas

When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!

by Poontential December 25, 2013