purple pancake

a penis that had got some "shit on that shit" from dippin in a blue waffle

yo ninja did you here phillip got a purple pancake after doing kristen and her blue waffle

by tiffany welch July 18, 2011

Purple Drank

Some gucci shit comprised of typically Sprite/Mountain Dew and prescription grade cold Syrup.

Ay dawg, want sum purple drank?
aight sure shawty give me sum of dat

by Pseudo-ephedrine June 22, 2018

purple jelly

a pefect amount of liquid hydocodine mixed in with a perfect amount of sprite. A Houstin original.
AKA purple sprite

I got purple jelly in my cup

by SAMMY May 22, 2006

purple hulk

It is when a man has a hard on and he squeezes his dick near the base, causing a build up of blood in the penis, giving it a purple appearance and causing it to increase in size.

Yesterday I got hard and squeezed the base and was all like ''Fuck yeah! I'm the purple hulk!''

by the doctor of the road June 8, 2009

Purple Tiptoes

When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.

My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.

by buhooobs November 10, 2009

purple slinky

when you fuck soo hard your dick shrivels up and turns purple when your done

Dude she goes hard, she gave me a purple slinky last time!

by KyGen May 28, 2011

purple squeeze

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)

Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!

by AndThenSome December 18, 2007