Pump Shotty

In Most online FPS's there is generaly a pump action 12 gauge. This gun is usualy slow and inaccurate. In counter strike, this weapon if killed by it is a humiliation.

HOLY SHIT! that guy just got fucking pwned by a pump shotty!

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

Pump Hole

Anus hole

The pump hole is ready, I need to go lay a baby's arm, I hope it's not the hot foam again, I've been eating mutton stew with the Abo's again

by Reggie71 January 18, 2011

Pulpy faggot legs

An insult: To call someone "A fat homo with cellulite" but with more awesome added.

A: Oh man, did you see that flomo? Fucking huge man.
B: SERIOUS pulpy faggot legs right there.

by Lamashan October 17, 2009

Pump yo brakes

to stop what you are doing

I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'

by C-MUNN July 15, 2010

Pump ya homo brakes

Whenever a straight person stops themself in the mist of a gay act or statement.

Matt: He has a nice body, look at how his skin glows under the moon light

Jacob:Dude! pump ya homo brakes

by jacob&matt got jokes August 11, 2010

two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 29, 2003

Oil-Pumping

When a male masturbates while sitting down on a toilet having a dump. It relates to the idea that he's pumping oil (poo) out of his behind with his penis.

"Hey Gary, let's sneak in the toilet and take a picture of Eric having a dump!"
"Yeh!"..
.."Oh shit man he's oil-pumping!"

by Adil Dough January 22, 2009