pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte

Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!

by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020

Pumpkin Gut

An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .

Jeff: Good morning.
David: Shut the fuck up pumpkin gut.

by Pistachio 123 October 12, 2020

Pumpkinhead

A term, predominantly used in the Southeastern United Stated, to denote a person whose mental countenance has been compromised by years of psychedelic drug and nitrous use. Wooks are the first rung of the ladder of Pumpkinhead. Generally spotted staring into space, being lost, or forgetting what they were saying at Dead lots, Phish lots, Widespread shows, Blues Bars, and various other “vibe-heavy” music scenes.

Pumpkinheads generally don’t have the wherewithal to sell drugs, but they’ll tell you where to get the good-goods.

Guy 1: whoa man. Where the fuck did you get these doses? I’m absolutely puddled.

Guy 2: that ol’ pumpkinhead Kevin. He set me up with his buddy.

by hinglemccringleberry October 18, 2020

pumpkin

a cumslut

person 1:“awe! pumpkin is so cute!”
person 2: “she’s a cumslut”

by co0chieman719 November 28, 2020

Pumpkin Munchkin

When 3 men dig up a body of a woman
One cups the lips of the vagina

One covers the mouth and one has sex with her so the maggots come out of her stomach

He gave her a pumpkin munchkin

by CoolTheFool December 8, 2020

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Pumpkin

The action of masturbating while taking a shit

Matt went to the bathroom to pumpkin it up

by Profilenotfound January 6, 2021