Existential pubes

It is what it is...

BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...

by ctfd June 27, 2014

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

pube

An adolescent. Usually male, usually white from an affluent family.

"Look at that fucking pube, smoking his clove cigarette and pretending to be a gangsta. I wonder which pocket holds his mommy's platinum card?"

by Mad Dogg January 7, 2006

Pubest Angst

A term Dan the former moderator of the Legend of Dragoon forum used on the evil spammer Shin. He became fascinated with the word, a word that he pondered over the weeks he was banned. Finally after being unbanned, he applied as a moderator for GameTalk and later became one of the greatest moderators of all time.

Dan: he has some sort of PUBEST ANGST



Shin: OMGWTF IS THAT?!! ::gets banned::



::3 weeks later::



Shin: I wanna become a mod




Val: Sure

by Yameneko April 10, 2005

pube nut

A curly hair 'do' which has a very high resembelance to pubes

'Hey dude you have such a pube nut'

by BOOP BOOPER September 27, 2006

The Pube

The Flik-run dining café at Manhattanville College. Known to some as "the pub," and known to those who have admitted its filthiness to themselves as "The Pube."

Oh man, I just found a pube on my pizza, which I incidentally bought at THE PUBE!

by WILLERXKILLER May 4, 2006

puber

a derogatory term that refers to someone who shaves their pubic hair.

That girl is so uptight, i bet you she's a total puber.

by JuciyBoots December 1, 2010