potato water

The gray creamy liquid that is ejaculated by a male after having got a vasectomy.

I shot a load of potato water in my wifes face last night.

by shaar January 5, 2009

Portato

1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.

"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!

by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011

Mashed Potato Ass

When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes

Person 1: Oh my God, look at his ass.
Person 2: That is some seeeerious mashed potato ass.

by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010

salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

full potato

Full retard

"Nigga, you just went full potato"

by Stardust96 February 25, 2014

pootatoo

A very fancy way of saying potato...Great to tell your Red lobster waiter!

May i have a baked pootatoo

by Black Wheat January 27, 2009