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Ukrainian Riot Police

The act of firing a shotgun breaching round at someone. The term comes from the 2013-2014 Euromaidan protest, were members of the Ukrainian riot police fired breaching rounds at pro-EU protesters
"Did you see how fucking smug Becky was today?" "Yeah. I totally want to Ukrainian Riot Police her face"
by Warcrab June 9, 2017
mugGet the Ukrainian Riot Policemug.

Police

Private occult leading in control enforsement
Did you know the real actual definition of police is ; Private, Occult, Leading, In, Control, Enforsement.
by Ronald kneef May 6, 2018
mugGet the Policemug.

Spacer Police

Spacer Police is a group of keyboard warriors, most of which are living in their mom's basement, that have a very false believe with absolutely no known proof that mortar racks with spacers are much safer than mortar racks without spacers.
Most of this small group of misinformed individuals love to blab their mouths on social media hiding behind a keyboard while spewing misinformation based on absolutely zero proof of their claims. They are clearly jealous of someone's success and since their opinion is more important than anyone else's, therefore it must be truth rather than opinion. If you try to disagree with them and even provide proof that with or without spacers, there is massive inherent danger with mortar shells, and distance is the only safe barrier, you immediately become subject to name calling defamation and slander across all the pyro social media pages and platforms.
Moral of the story don't be a part of the Spacer Police. It's ok to have your opinion, but don't be giant douche bag because someone doesn't agree with you or is more successful than you.
All mortar racks should have spacers; they are much safer and will hold together in the event of a cato. Racks without spacers are dangerous and will blow apart, says everyone that is badge holding member of the Spacer Police.
by pyroguru July 13, 2025
mugGet the Spacer Policemug.

Police

“Police”, “The Police” “12” “5-0” “fuzz” “pigs”

Police: An establishment in which was founded for individuals to drive the wedge between good and bad, ultimately creating the “Thin Blue Line”. The Police are there to enforce law and arrest those breaking the law.

The police are quite commonly insulted, mainly by criminals or those of an easily influenced personality. For example: alt girls, or those supporting “The Left” side of politics.
“Look, it’s the Police! I wonder what has happened.”
by Police Scotland March 8, 2021
mugGet the Policemug.

chicken police

The damn chicken police reject all of the chicken on my line.
by Ninashroom February 22, 2023
mugGet the chicken policemug.

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
mugGet the I'm calling the policemug.

Police state

What the coronavirus has allowed all countries to become. Whether the cops recruited are male or female, the resulting police state is the same, an overrecruited and overpoliced population, no matter what the people being policed (or recruited for that matter) look like.
There are no checks and balances in a police state, what little rights people had before are considered by the police and entities that fund them to be surrendered by the people being policed.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
mugGet the Police statemug.

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