by Dinosaur2 December 11, 2008
Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !
by J.J.J. January 07, 2004
by zooa November 03, 2003
by man15 May 07, 2004
by Hyoko Otohime May 01, 2005
The result of watching porn on your smart phone. Usually requires the viewer to carry around wet naps to clean and sanitize the phone.
"I was watching PornHub on my iPhone and jerking off. I came really hard and ended up with sticky phone."
"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."
"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."
by bigangry1 February 26, 2010
A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.
Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.
Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.
by das uberwensch May 08, 2006