petted

the very correct way of spelling the past tense of "pet"

person 1-"i just petted my dog"
person 2-"petted is not a word"
person 1-"shut up"

by leonkennedyz December 21, 2022

mexican autism powered pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.

“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”

“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.

by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 7, 2010

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

Teacher's pet

amaliah

1 : that girl like legit teacher's pet sia
2 : ikr
3 : typical amaliah

by suckmyasswithyoinvisibleballs June 10, 2018

pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.

How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.

by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016

pet neem

a generally ugly creature that can be kept as a bet. they are sexist and very rude.

hey look at my pet neem poo

by Jelly lun October 5, 2016