a penguin invaded my dern school

why did you search this up?

why the heck would you search a penguin invaded my dern school in urban dictionary?

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019

Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan

Especially large woman in an XS jersey with 3 or 4 teeth which are usually yellow in color!

Wow that Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan bought 3 tickets for tonights game and she's using all 3 seats!!

by Sens Fan April 28, 2005

Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss

A regular penguin kiss (touching one's nose briefly with someone elses) combined with head-banging. This results in the "Heavy Metal Penguin Kiss".

Holy shit, that heavy metal penguin kiss was fucking awesome!

by Billy Delashmutt July 23, 2008

boss ass stoner rastafarian jamaican penguin.

A fucking self explanatory stuffed penguin that you get that the OC fair. ( only if you are a real one)

Damn , I thought you were joking. I didn't know you had a "Boss Ass Stoner Rastafarian Jamaican penguin."

by ☹️ August 30, 2017

penguins taste like babies

Penguins, the symbol for the Linux operating system.

tastes like babies, tastes very fresh and good

A positive remark

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004