by kylejoe May 27, 2009
Get the Onlineablemug. A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 2, 2023
Get the online datingmug. by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013
Get the Online Assetsmug. by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013
Get the Online Propertymug. To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.
I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.
by B55 May 12, 2022
Get the stalked you gently onlinemug. by Zappyman February 5, 2008
Get the Raven Frost Onlinemug. It was a cold, foggy and breezy day, the wind was moving the trees. The day already seemed to show that it is going to be be sad, and this moment in history shall be remembered forever, the clouds were dark, this was not an usual day, this is the day OpposingFork was not online, 25th October 2023. Truly, a sad day...
The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online is a poetic text made by no other than Dako himself. Praises to Dako for creating this inspiring and motivational poem, this is truly world changing and it deserves a nobel prize for showing the feeling of opposingfork not being online.
by Dako123 October 25, 2023
Get the The Day OpposingFork Was Not Onlinemug.