Juice Boot

A hefty kick, similar to a normal kick, but with some proper juice.

After the breakup tyler juice booted her baby through a window.

by RobbyD July 30, 2019

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

Boot Foot

How bad your feet smell after wearing work boots all day.

Guy 1: "Man, I can smell your feet from 20 feet away!"

Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I worked all day, I got Boot Foot."

by Knightboss17 March 8, 2018

boot shitily

The supreme saying that goes above all others, no one quite understand it's true meaning but "ay"

Me: boot shitily
Person: :/
Friend: ;)

by Me_the_one February 21, 2020

City boots

Hi top sneakers

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"

by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022

led boots

one who walks slowly, one who never travels, one who stands still

That old man is such a led boots.

by tomatosoup345 June 8, 2009

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011