Shut up and lick my balls
by Ben February 11, 2003
Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.
Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"
by Professor Poo January 02, 2008
n. - the metaphorical "testicles", courage, that suddenly sprouts when you bitch someone out on the internet in a way which you would not if you were face to face.
"Dude, were you on facebook last night?! Kevin grew internet balls and made himself look like a huge tool!"
by ududududud June 26, 2009
Old people for "Having fun"...If you're under 30, then you've probably never said this(unsarcastically).
by Georgio armani February 18, 2008
by ballme February 12, 2014
when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box
Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.
Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.
Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!
by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008
by bromarsharif December 08, 2011