by Bong Water August 05, 2004
by High on speed November 13, 2009
1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something
2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.
3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up
2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.
3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up
I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!
by calaco May 29, 2011
(v) To order the last remaining szechuan chicken portion in the Chinese buffet, thereby precluding those behind in line from enjoying this spicy, yet delicious, Chinese delicacy.
“I was psyched about lunch since I was starving, but when we got to Mandarin House, Hank totally szech-blocked me. I had to get some crappy stir fry thing instead.”
by ghetto lover April 19, 2005
The act of preventing someone from watching The Big Lebowski. Refers to the White Russian, also known as the Caucasian, the Dude's favorite beverage.
by Sam Cape May 21, 2010
by Mizzzaaaxxxx May 10, 2010