egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period
guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"
by lollipop172 September 17, 2009
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Honesty Egg

The honesty egg was always in existence, there was no dinosaurs or adam and eve, it was all just the honesty egg
The honesty egg is our true lord and saviour, God never existed It was only the egg.
by FatWetWhale October 04, 2021
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Jacuzzi Eggs

When you have a bad case of the sulphorous wind and you have a bath, causing a knoxious jacuzzi bubble effect
Wife "Holy Moly! Jeff what is that awful stink in the Bathroom ? "
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"
by Woofie Van Dogstar May 12, 2010
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strawberry egg

When a girl is on her period, and a guy sticks an egg up a girls pussy, punctures a hole in it, and sucks out the egg's contents and her uterine lining at the same time.
Girl you let your man give you a strawberry egg? Nasty!
by ChineseCreamCheese July 16, 2011
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lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.
I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.
by Real_Spen November 17, 2018
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Stupid Egg

A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.
*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."
by RockyJJ&HisBoysLilTommy-BigRic October 18, 2017
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Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
by ball of niggs October 25, 2023
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