Having a jerk

Laughing and having a good time , for example watching a funny video or doing something enjoyable with friends .

Hi Chloe ! i’m currently having a jerk ! it’s making my day better

by jackolatern61 October 14, 2021

Turd Jerk

A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.

We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone

by Mattimus87 June 14, 2011

Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.

1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.

by Mr. Misanthropy March 19, 2016

jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

by mglange November 30, 2015

Jerking off

Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.

I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.

by LAcumPiggy June 12, 2023

Jerking off

The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure

Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

Circle jerk

The most accurate way to describe YouTube Rewind 2018

Dr Shaym (a YouTuber): "Hey look, it's the annual corporate circle jerk celebrating another year of the least creator-friendly site on the entire internet."

by Ariadne93279 December 13, 2018