ogl noob

a person whos at the bottom of the noob food chain...a downsie

stfu ogl noob and lick my taint

by mattus August 12, 2003

yammie noob

a complete legend who is a double Daytona slayer and is going for round 3

''have you seen that guy yammie noob on youtube recently?''
"Yeah, didn't he just drop some fire merch."

by yeetmaster5720 May 13, 2019

noob the pwns

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

by DemonLlama August 24, 2008

noob tube

COD4- Grenade launcher mounted on an assault rifle.

Caomplainer: Oh my god I can't handle how real this GAME is I keep getting killed by a person with a grenade launcher.

Me: Well in war we'll just make sure you don't fall victim to any unfair tactics. Would you like your binky now?

(I do not use the "Noob Tube" I'm just tired of hearing people complain about it. I also hate the term noob it's retarded)

by B Vegas April 21, 2008

noobcake

An extreme noob. Often used as an insult to an opponent in an online video game. Literally means "bad cake", and no one wants a bad tasting cake, just like no one likes a noob.

OMG you camper noobcake!!!

by theshit1234 March 19, 2010

Noobshaft

A total dickhead with no soul. An utter idiot.

Danny is a noobshaft.

by angeldancer March 17, 2008

noobspace

The product of millions of morons that have never met linked together by some sort of social networking system. As you may imagine, the bonds created in noobspace last forever and will be a foundation in a noobs pathetic life.

noob:I have a BIZZILION FRENDS OMG!!!!! YAY!!!!
bystander:Yet another sad soul lost to noobspace.

by Zahmir May 24, 2008