nagger ninja

A human being having the power to know everything about anything. They also have supper strength. They are not able to fly because no Ninjas are able to fly, thats just crazy. They are normally found with curly hair and are full blood jewish. The way you know if you've really found a real life Nagger Ninja is by them presenting legal documentation of a black belt with their name on it. Nagger Ninjas can be very dangerous, DO NOT approch them if you are half cuban and half bosnian.

OMG, i just saw a Nagger Ninja fly!

that would be a perfect example of something crazy.

by Ninjanagger December 25, 2010

Ninja bounce

To leave a room of people without saying goodbye. To leave unnoticed, like a ninja.

I was so tired at the party last night, I totally ninja bounced.

by WordsImakeup33 September 4, 2015

Ninja-Signing

When an author secretly signs his/her own books in a bookstore without the bookstore's knowledge.

Brandon Sanderson is ninja-signing books in airports.

by jackatthekilns November 10, 2009

spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

ninja mode

A mode in which one immediately crouches in the fastest and quietest way possible.

Just chill guys, just chill. Take a break... Ninja mode

by Dream Team Camp August 31, 2013

broom ninja

Someone that does not know how to work. Someone that has been given everything in life. Someone that avoids work.

My roommate is a broom ninja. You're a broom ninja. He hasn't earned anything, he's a broom ninja.

by broom ninja January 2, 2016

Ninja Run

The act of defying buoyancy by lowering your body with arms parallel to the ground beside you, and running along the ocean floor at unbeatable speeds, for amazing distances. Only talented bosses can ninja run correctly.

'Hey bro nice ninja run!'
"thanks man'

"ebony! excellent ninja run!'
"cheers"

by rosebudp January 17, 2013