mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

by Schuyler 55 February 19, 2023

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mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty April 20, 2016

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Dick, vag, anything foul.

“He keeps asking me to go into his mushroom hut”
- “that’s kinda gross Cindy”

“No. He said it’s roomy”

by Shut up nick - January 23, 2021

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Just a hut made out of a giant mushroom

"I would like for you to come inside my mushroom hut"
"You have a really big mushroom hut"

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when shit is so out-of-hand that you are tripping balls, i think
it's what the scientists from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon say when things go haywire

by MartianSupremacist November 14, 2024

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shitocki mushrooms i left my bag in school.

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when someone leans their head back and it looks like a mushroom.

*someone leans their head back*

You “nice mushroom chin😂”

by efarrell69 October 13, 2020

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