muddy surprise

When you have diarhea and a friends sleeping, you stick your butt cheeks so your butthole is in contact with their nose. Then you shit out all into their nose and face, giving them a muddy surprise.

Jerry got owned when i gave him a muddy surprise last night. Of course being him, he enjoyed it.

by Johneeee November 23, 2006

Muddy Skunk

The "muddy skunk" is when you have a black girl, prefferably 250 lbs or more, on all fours, then put a skinny, pale, white girl on the black girl's back and do both of them in the ass until a muddy trail connects the two.

skunk muddy muddy skunk

by mickeyskunk August 31, 2011

muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

by Chase Atherton May 5, 2004

muddy shoes

When a girl is sleeping, you come over to her house and shit in her shoes so that when she wakes up and puts them on, she'll have muddy shoes.

"ahhhhhh girvinvanstrangel, i've got muddy shoes

by mike solok November 10, 2006

Muddy Detroit

When your partner mounts his or her ass on your stomach and farts simulating a raspberry by means of the ass. Make sure any chocolaty goodness leaves skids and tire marks. Don't forget to flood the belly button.

And guess what? There's Muddy Detroit for dessert! Susan made sure to eat a significant quantity of fiber one bars for Steve's Muddy Detroit on Tuesday night. A Muddy Detroit never goes well in a swimming pool. Elaine gave Beth four Muddy Detroits before she took a shower.

by Gushers April 21, 2008

Muddy high beem

When ur fuckin a girl doggy style & u insert both of ur index fingers in ur own ass then u rub ur shitty fingers on her nipples

I gave that bitch from last night a muddy high beem

by Bb&ek July 9, 2010

muddy stone

a term used for a particularly hard shit.

ooo i relly need too drop a muddy stone

by cj1995 December 12, 2010