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Mike Love

Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».
Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
by BrianWilsonTheRapper August 17, 2018
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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
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Mike Vibes

when you got hate on your mind or heart for these dimes, bitches, hoes, manglas, etc. and it’s fuck them
these dimes been doing me wrong since the sandbox so fuck it i’m on my mike vibes.
by playboi mike November 5, 2019
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Juicy Mike

An all powerful being that controls the universe and all of meme science.
by KainBurrito June 6, 2018
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mike hall

Man with small penis, that catches feeling with side chicks... Renée come back!!!
That guys is a sucka for love. He's such a Mike Hall
by ImakeYouLaugh25 April 26, 2016
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Mike Choi

Best Kpop English-rapping rapper, whose English raps actually make sense ( I'm looking at you, every other Kpop rapper). If KOLA didn't disband so soon, he would've taken over the entire kpop industry
"I just listened to a Kpop english rap which made sense"
"omg you listen to KOLA??? mike choi is my bias too"
by sarangsungje March 29, 2022
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mike dale

To go from a mild mannered and fun individual to a human war machine in a few miliseconds.
Dude don't go all Mike Dale on that dude, he ain't worth it.
by hsurfo June 16, 2018
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